1. Describing a guy as “cute” is apparently offensive (we do anyway)
2. “Yes” and “No” are acceptable answers to any questions; men aren’t big on elaboration
3. Guys don’t get hints, so say what you mean and mean what you say
4. They have a limited sense of direction and time( just a fact)
5. Men are pretty sensitive and will cry while watching The Notebook (cute!...see what I mean?)
6. Guys want to tell you many things, but they can’t. ( So don’t worry if a guy doesn’t show you his emotions, it has nothing to do with you)
7. If a guy tells a girl he loves her, even if it is once in a lifetime, he really does. ( It’s linked to No. 6. But that doesn’t stop women from wanting to hear it!)
8. Don’t give them too many options, it will just confuse them.
9. Whether he’s a teenager with raging hormones, or a happily married man, they will always check out other women. (Sorry! But hey, they follow the look, don’t touch rule. But if they break that rule, you’re entitled to break their legs)
10. Guys seek advice from girls, not from other guys. Because, most guys think the same and if one guy is confused, they all are.
11. Guys don’t have an issue of hooking up with their ex’s bff. Since there are more women than men, let’s call it recycling.
11.5.Don’t try and change a guy, because when you do you won’t like him. (Who are we kidding? It doesn’t stop us from trying.)
12. Men are incredibly scared of eyelash curlers. Sleep with one under your pillow – apparently scarier than a gun. (Trust me, been there, done that.)

** Note: I read some of these from a magazine, so don’t come yelling at me if you don’t agree. Oh, and I said 12 things but I had to put 11.5 in.

Twelve things all guys should know about girls:

1. Women like attention. Period.
2. Whether you like it or not, women gossip. ( think of it as networking)
3. A woman who looks like she’s gonna make a scene when told the truth, wishes to be deceived
4. Whether or not you’ve done something wrong, say sorry. End of Story.
5. Always remember important dates, like her birthday. ( coz if you forget her b’day you're screwed for life)
6. When a girl trusts you, you have more responsibility, privilege and control than you think. Other guys would kill for that and you can lose it in a nanosecond.
7. Girls want to be best thing that has happened to you and they want you to recognise that and tell them
8. Women are emotional, yes, but at the same time they are incredibly good at hiding their emotions.
9. If a girl cries, shut up and hold her tight. It not only makes us feel better but loved and safe.
10. If you’re jealous, it may such for you but we think it’s awesome and show that you really care about us. So, sometimes girls try to make guys jealous.
11. Girls think of the one guy she really likes just before she falls asleep( I guess that kinda goes for guys too)
12. Do sweet and chivalrous things when she least expect(it means a lot)

**Note: No.3 is not an excuse for guys to be dishonest, it simply means that if you lie to a girl about something with good intentions such as: the truth will hurt her feelings, you better make sure you never tell her the truth or she’ll be more upset because she’ll be hurt by whatever you are hiding and even more upset because you lied to her. Not to mention she’ll lose all trust in you. So don’t even go there.

xoxo

-plenty of love-

LilMiSsPeRfEcTiOn.